My Swollen Nipple

"He's hungry la."

"Then get him some milk lar."

"Can't you see I'm busy here, later when I'm done with my work la. You carry him around first."

"Ok ok... AHH!! pain! pain! let go! let go!"

Samuel crying.

"What happened??"

"He bit me."

"Where?"

"My right nipple..."

"AHAHAHA! see you, ask you to wear a shirt, you don't listen. Always wanna act macho."

Eric Wee Heng Leong

Watch this only if you miss this jerk.
He's not coming back July.
I don't like him.
I miss him.

Strange Sound From The "Car"

~Piieeuuu~

" ... "

"It's not me lar..it's the car making that strange noise"

"oh..ok ok..by the way, I want --"

~Piieeuuu~

" ...?? "

"Ahahaha..it's really not me lar..ahahaha"

"ok ok.. Anyway I was saying I --"

~Piieeuuu~

"..???...????"

"Ahaha, wei, It's really not me.. I'm not woonbing.."


ps: I love rice

Fire Up Conference

Calling all christian out there! There's a power packed conference on the 6th and 7th(my birthday tho) of July. By Michael Rowan, a passionate speaker all the way from Dallas, Texas.

So make sure you bring your friends, family, aunts and uncles, cousins, nephews, nieces,teachers, lecturers, sworn enemies, girlfriends and boyfriends. Be there! Expect something from Him that night, reach out to Him (...those who seek Me find Me - Proverbs 8:17)




Date : Friday, 6th July 2007 (8pm) & Saturday 7th July 2007 (7pm)

Venue : Maranatha Hall, Glad Tidings, PJ

Ticket price : Absolutely FREE!!

Further enquiry, please contact PS.Rosaleen (016-207 1559) or PS.Lisa Chan (019-2707 977)


I'm going on the 6th.

YC Presentation

Its about brotherly and sisterly love. A story on how a brother who save his sister from two very very mean gangsters, i repeat, very mean gangsters even though his sister treats him badly.
Starring: Matthew Tan, Kristy, Stefen Cheng, Samuel Yee, Wei-Ming, Daniel C and Anthony W.





Leave your comment. Thanks a lot.

C.H.E.S.T vs B.R.E.A.S.T

Lydia : *staring*

Carmen : If it gets any bigger, you'll need a bra.

Tien Ming : Anthony, I'm so jealous of you.

Lydia : *drooling*

Daniel : You're truly a Spartan.

Louis : How come so big wan??eh? eh?? eh???

Lydia : *hands reaching out..*

Sue Ann : It's moving..

FYI, if you don't already know, I have chest. Not breast. Chest not breast. And SOME of you (Lydia), please stop looking at them while you're talking to me. My eyes are not there. Yes, I feel uncomfortable sometimes.

Mine is just the same as..

Simon Cowell's from American Idol

King Leonidas' in 300

Donnie Yen's

Totally different from:

Wonder Woman

Kenny Sia

Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved (Acoustic)

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 Lyrics

Buttocks!

Today was a memorable day for me.

I went to California Fitness in MV.

Work out. Sweat.

The best of all, got to shared the steam room with 7 men.

5 of them were naked. Naked. Yes. I saw everything, everything but their little Johnnies and his two other comrades.

The EEWWW-est thing is that I saw they butt. Lumpy butt, hairy-at-some-part butt, black, white, saggy.. you name it. If only I have my camera with me that time, i would love to share with you what I saw. It's EEWWW...

picture of me and this strange looking worm. Kids love it though.

Awww...

Silver Plate Champion a.k.a Best Of Loser?

I went to my college table tennis competition yesterday, I went there with full of confidence. I expected to get first place, expected to walk out of Binary with the gold medal around my neck. But sadly, haih… my butt got kicked in the first game. My first match was against a Nigerian, Martin, the president of ping pong club, champion for the past 2 years. So, yeah…I got kicked pretty badly. The score was 16-14 (he won the 1st game), 11-8 (I won) and 18-16 (he won the match). It wasn’t that bad after all la but still… it was embarrassing to me la.

I think I can win that Nigerian any time la, just that I wasn’t ready yet la that time ,
the room was too cold,
the crowd were distracting me,
my shirt was uncomfortable,
I didn't get enough sleep the night before la,
so, ya lor, i think i lose to him because of all this factors..

Anyway, even though I lost the 1st match, I still can compete for the silver plate with other players who lost in their 1st match too. This is a different league already, this league is for the losers la..(yeah i was one of them) And I tell you, after that lost, i sapu'd other players like like killing ants only.

The first guy I played with was also a Nigerian la, the result was 11-5, 11-6...piece of cake. He has some skills though but just not enough to bring me down.

Then here comes quarter finals, this guy, all the way from Sarawak, Izwan. He wore his own jersey know, with his name behind some more, spiky hair all, looks like a pro to me la. This dude is a nice guy. I think he gave me chance la, so the result turned out to be 11-2 and 11-0. He's a good man. He taught me something that day, ... never judge a book by it's cover.

Then semi finals, another blackie, from Ghana. This nigga shouted every time he get 1point from me. In the end, i was the one shouting in victory. WAHAHA! 11-6 and 11-9.

But still? the best of losers? what kind of title is this?
"And the Best of Looo---I mean the Silver Plate Champion is... Anthony Wong from marketing course"

Sigh, at least i went home with something... Anyway for those of you who are going for a table tennis competition, here are some tips for you...

Firstly, you need to have a good bat. Not those cacat'd bat you can simply buy from Jusco. A bat that suits you. The best is you go to some sports shop and customize your own bat.

Well,when you have a good bat, definitely you need a skillful and strong arm too, so that your smashes are fast enough and hard for the opponent to accept.

You need a good pair of shoe. Not slippers, never wear slippers for ping pong. Shoe makes your movement faster and smoother. If you don't have one, no worries..If there's a will, there's a way.. borrow from your friend only.. like i did.. (thanks Daniel, remind me return them)

And always have your handphone with you. It's good to receive encouragement from your loved ones. Either through sms or phone calls.

Last but not least, never wear a tight underwear for any sports (they need to breathe like you too, especially when you sweat) or underwear that are too loose (you need to run around during the game..not them, if not, they can be distracting sometimes).

With all this, i can guarantee you that you can win...at least.. at least the silver plate championship... but seriously I think i can get the gold medal if I was ready, if the room wasn't so freaking cold, if the crowd wasn't distracting me, if my shirt was a little bit bigger, and if i had enough sleep.

GOOD news: My exams are finally over! I'm a free man!

BAD news: I missed my Business Law paper. I thought it was at 2pm today.

GOOD news: It's Friday... yay!

BAD news: I failed my Biz Law paper..

GOOD news: IT'S FRIDAY!!!

BAD news: My Biz Law paper...FAILED!! and my belly is getting bigger and rounder..

GOOD NEWS: Heng Leong and Chun Sheng are coming back!

Melaka!

Hey people!

Trip to Melaka was fun! Although we took 3hours to get there (traffic jammed), but it was worth it la. We reached there around 1pm, we checked in Hotel Equatorial (5 stars hotel wei, don't look like one to me though..)

yeah, 19th floor wei, good view huh?

Our room number, go buy ToTo now! go go go!

Yup, tiny room for 5 adults..and i have to sleep on the floor,$%#

Melaka people don't fancy restroom like we do..they prefer bigger toilets

This is the best baba cendol store in melaka!

look at the amount of customers coming in and out

Its packed i tell you. i love the environment there though, peaceful..

know what i mean now? I had 3 bowls of this k! super nice!

Dad and mum loves it too!

After cendol, we went to this fortress built by the Dutch la.. not A' Famousa, another one..located in Bukit St. John if I'm not mistaken. And when I think back how Iskandar Shah and his pahlawans tried to take over the fortress from the Dutch is so funny la. People using cannons and they only have "poisonous" keris and spears. Sigh, but thanks to the Dutch, one cannonball sent Iskandar Shah into our Sejarah textbook and his name lives forever..Malaysia boleh!

Feel the power between my legs.. Fire!!

We then stopped by at some beach.. it was so so beautiful. Even though its not as chunted as Pulau Pangkor or whatever, but it was enough for me, soft sand, wide open sea, waves, breeze..enough, just enough..

soft sand, love it

Just beautiful.

Then in the night, we went Jonker Street.. something like pasar malam here, but much longer and hotter.

Best "Ho Jien"

they still have fortune telling services, this uncle on the left don't allow me to take pic, so I had to ask my dad to stand in front of me while i curi curi took a shot..

Live martial arts performance by this uncle

what do you see in this pic? I see a girl singing in front of more than 10 old perverts!

*bling bling* in Jonker street

It was pretty tired that day la but I love family retreat. I had fun with my dad, mum and 2 sisters.. It was good. The next trip, I'm plainning to go Pulau Perhentian.. woohoo!