comedian on stage

Not As What They Said

2011-06-19T18:25:00.000-07:00

Been struggling with work lately. Not sure if this is what I want. I know I love money but am i chasing it blindly and neglecting what I want most in life?

It's no good to have this feeling on a Monday morning. Really distract my work performance.

What am I even talking here?

PWTC as a state

2010-11-10T04:22:00.000-08:00

Love Desperado

2009-02-26T08:50:00.000-08:00

Hey all,
I didn't want to update my blog anymore, but I guess you should read this for yourself.

I always thought that copy paste conversation is lame, but you have to see this la.

John says:
hey

John says:
wow

John says:
ur

John says:
a

John says:
pro

anthony says:
sup?

John says:
u should teach me sometime

John says:
I'm a noob in girls

John says:
I don't even know how to talk to girls

anthony says:
huh?

John says:
let alone pursuit them

anthony says:
she likes u?

John says:
is so much more intresting

John says:
yeah

John says:
she said that she loves me

John says:
after 1 month of pursuing her

John says:
wif my friends help

John says:
and she called me darling

John says:
and honey

John says:
but

John says:
de

John says:
saddest

anthony says:
oh good la

John says:
thing

John says:
is

John says:
we haven offically met yet

John says:
how sad

anthony says:
huh/

anthony says:
wtf?

anthony says:
what do u mean haven meet yet?

John says:
n de guy who is pursuing her

John says:
is a gangster

John says:
in person

John says:
a bit scared lah

John says:
coz real life gangster mah

John says:
u pro

anthony says:
how old is gangster?

John says:
in girls

John says:
same age

John says:
his name is Jason

John says:
I give you his email add

John says:
if you want

anthony says:
for wut?

John says:
you try to talk to him lah

anthony says:
no need la

John says:
cj67@live.com

John says:
ur de man

John says:
not like aaron sim

John says:
or jed

John says:
hey

John says:
do you mind if I add my friend in

John says:
he wants to learn from you also

anthony says:
wut do u mean?

anthony says:
haha

anthony says:
nothing to learn la

yung says:
hi

yung says:
im johns fren

yung says:
nice to meet u...

anthony says:
hey

John says:
my friend

John says:
want to know some girls

John says:
at his age

John says:
aroubd18

John says:
do you mind introducing to him

yung says:
lols

anthony says:
go find in ur college

anthony says:
u guys are desperate

John says:
yeah

John says:
so do help us out

John says:
we are noob in pursuing girls

John says:
we know nth abt them

John says:
help us out

John says:
pls

John says:
pls

John says:
pls

2008-12-14T06:39:00.000-08:00

No one dares to challenge me all this while. And last Friday, this boy from Klang, clearly didn't know who he was challenging with. But oh well, at least he learnt not to simply dare me again.

It was just a simple game, origami. He first showed me his paper crab which he took 30mins to make.

Look like one of Star Wars warship to me...

He then challenged me to make a giraffe. I took least than a minute to create one, and Ta Da..

18 minutes later, he showed me his giraffe.

More like a Llama..

love letter~

2008-12-12T05:51:00.000-08:00

miss you..
miss you...
miss you....

guess what??
i am still missing you.....

:)

missing someone...

2008-11-22T08:09:00.000-08:00

i miss you!!!:)
miss you everyday without fail!!!:)

Getting Ready For Christmas

2008-11-21T00:41:00.000-08:00

More updates bout Christmas is coming up! Just wait!

for the sake of updating

2008-11-09T07:06:00.000-08:00

No time to update my blog. There's more to just facing the computer for long hours either in Facebook or Blogger, do something like having a cinema in your car.

Anyway, here's a really funny video. Enjoy.

He Heals.

2008-10-22T06:27:00.000-07:00

After a rapid recovery for my back, Shaun and Louis decided to give it a try too! Louis with his right arm feeling numb for months and Shaun with his slip disc problem. I didn't want to post this at first but because I lost to Shaun in table tennis 5-1, he leave me with no choice.

WARNING : IMAGES BELOW MIGHT BE a little DISTURBING.

Long lost father and son.

Shaun before the pain, trying to resist from screaming out.

When the pain is out of control...

AArrrhhhh!!

AArrhhhh! Kill him now!! AArrhhh!!

AArrhhh! I'm not a spartan!! AArrhhh!

AArrhhh!! I'm going to kill you for this, anthony.. AArrhhh!!

This Is Funny!!

2008-10-08T08:28:00.000-07:00

I don't know bout you, but I laughed for good 5 minutes. Haha!

Basketball Kills

2008-09-30T06:33:00.000-07:00

It was one fine Saturday morning, as usual, we run around the court, shoot some hoops and lots of jumping involved. But well, for Ben, jumping is not his favourite move, nor running. But he's good at standing still and waiting for the ball to come rolling to him.

Everything was fine until one point when I jumped, my lower back hurts. I thought it was nothing, just a mosquito bite or maybe Aaron pinched me during the game. But it got worse. By the time I reached home at night, I walked like a 70+ woman who just got elbowed by a muscular dude from behind. When I sleep at night, it was the worst! hardly sleep that night.

So the next day, I decided to...

It was freaking pain when this old uncle rubbed my back. Feel like pushing him to the ground and take the bottle from his hand and smash it on his forehead. But that didn't happened of course. Pain means good. Pain means healing.

And now, this is what I have to take every 9 in the morning and 9 at night. Uncle said the black pills make one invincible. Uncle also said many martial art people used to order from him. When I asked for names, he looked at me for 5 seconds and said, ... "many."

Reasons Why I Dislike Snooker

2008-09-26T10:00:00.000-07:00

1. They have stupid names.

2. They don't mean what they said.

3. They took away the excitement in my friend's life.

Lydia: "You have a natural cocky face"

2008-09-18T08:52:00.000-07:00

I was shocked when she said this. In fact she didn't said "cocky", she used "lan ci" to describe me. I was like, what? me? cocky face? C'mon, I'm everything but cocky.

It all happened that night we were in Old Town, I phewiitt-ed the waiter and asked for the bill. He nodded. Walked back to the counter casually then turned back, took 5 steps and put his hands behind his buttock and said, "Twenty one ringgit and forty five cents." followed by a smile. And all I did was just looked at him and said, "We asked for the bill, can we see the bill? Thank you :) :) :) :)"

Then Lydia added, "Anthony, you are so mean. You have a natural lan ci face". It still bothers me till today. So I decided to blog this and let my readers to decide whether or not, I have a cocky face.

I mean, me. Of all people, me. I have to cocky face. Its totally way out from the truth. I define the word "humility". I'm the down to earth kind of guy.

Oxford gave the meaning for humility as "the quality or condition of being humble; modest opinion or estimate of one's own importance, rank, etc. "
It's as if they are mentioning my name in the Oxford dictionary for that word.

I've checked my background, starting from my great grandparents. All of them are humble. Well maybe, my grandma wasn't such a humble person. If my grandma was there with us that night, and that waiter mention the price instead of showing us the bill when we asked for it, my grandma will swing her heavy right arm and eventually cause serious damage to the poor boy's pi pi. He should thank God that my grandma is praising Jesus in Heaven now.

So I don't have a cocky face. Is just my principle. When I ask for something, I expect for that something, not something else.

So readers, you decide, ok? Whether I'm HUMBLE (choose this) or naturally own a cocky face.

Let tell you the scenario again if you forgotten why Lydia said I have a cocky face. It's a scenario almost similiar to what really happened.

We went to Old Town. Sat down. Opened the menu. The waiter was ready to take our orders. And..

Anthony: "Erm, what do you recommend? What's good to eat here?"
Smiling Waiter: "Today is Monday"
Anthony: ...
Lydia: You have a natural cocky face, Anthony.

Readers, the power is in your hand. Vote today!

ps: ik houd van u

I'm Famous

2008-08-28T01:00:00.000-07:00

I was clearing my room this morning, and I found this.. Me in The Star paper.

I'm evolving??

2008-08-26T23:27:00.000-07:00

From the title itself, you all should know that I'm gaining weight again. Getting fatter everyday. No motivation to exercise. Getting stress from work. I need to have some fun! Some outdoor activities! kayaking, a basketball game, wall climbing or anything as long as it's outdoor!

And and, I'm planning to have table tennis game every Thursday night. Whoever is interested, call me. We'll have it in my condo or Endah Villa, Sri Petaling. Okay? I'm still searching for a worth it opponent. So call or SMS me!

Next Update: What my sis bought for my 22nd birthday.

ps: I'm thinking of you :)

Next Update Soon

2008-08-19T05:38:00.000-07:00

Sorry peeps, been very busy working lately so no time to update just yet. In the mean time, do watch the Olympics! I promise I'll update soon!

PS: I've found a wonderful girl!

Grow Old And Fat

2008-08-12T03:42:00.000-07:00

I remember there was this night, at David's house, chilling. 5 half naked guys in a small pool. Out of a sudden, Jhim said, "This is life lar guys, this is life. When we are old next time, we will all have big stomach and we'll just sit down and relax."

And the rest of us were like, "Yeaaahh man, totally.."

I really think of that in the future, old and fat, enjoying life. Until I saw this guy today at Sunway Pyramid. From then onwards, I told myself to keep fit till I die.

Caught him pampering himself with Ogawa. You'll see Jhim like that in the future.

And this is the part when this big guy caught me. He woke up. Must be my camera sound la.

2008-08-09T00:20:00.000-07:00

I love you sayang. You're different from them. You're the special one.

Commercial

2008-08-02T01:56:00.000-07:00

Stephen Chow's San Miguel Beer

This is a better one, I think..

Pepsi Ad

The Secret To Be A Millionaire

2008-07-29T19:42:00.000-07:00

Have you ever come across books like, "10 Simple Steps To Be Rich", "Rich Dad Poor Dad", "Get Out Of Rat Race Today" and many more. All of them have the common thing, all this authors want the whole world to be as rich as them. They are so kind hearted, so eager to see millionaires in the street. By that they publish books after books, held seminars across the nation, and maybe some have their own Q&A blog for the public. All these, to help us.

Every now and then, you walk into MPH, Borders, Popular and Kinokuniya, you see the usual things, people queuing up to pay their books, children sitting on the floor near the children's section, geeks got hooked in the manga section and imaging that they are the main character with the orange hair holding a huge blade cutting demon's head into half, cool dudes leaning against the "Literature" bookshelves reciting love poems, old man at the magazine corner who turn and turn the 2d picture of a bikini woman and hope that there's a slight chance that it is 3d.

And all of sudden you come across a section, red carpeted just for you. Posters of the new book, "Get Rich Now" on your left and right, some hanging on the ceiling, and brochures on the floor. You are impressed, they use the right colours and lights, create the a special section just for that atmosphere and the best part, pictures of the author smiling with his chin resting on his right hand and he's looking at you no matter where you turn. You turned the book around, RM189.90 on the price tag, you cursed. Then you read the synopsis, and it seems like the book understands your financial situation and want to help you. And you're now facing the crucial question every man faces, to buy or not to buy. As you're thinking, you saw this "Buy now and get yourself a 20% off!" and you start asking yourself, "Tsk, I don't know...". Then you saw this, "FOR THE 1st 200 CUSTOMERS ONLY". Then you find yourself paying at the counter.

The thing is, when you got home with the book you just bought, they are telling the same old thing as all those get rich books are telling you, maybe just in a different way but the key points are the same. And you wonder what's the secret to be rich. You did everything they taught you in the book, you followed every steps they said. Oh well, maybe there's one thing you didn't really followed them exactly. They have the book and you don't. So you see how this things work? They are telling you to publish your own book on how to be rich and teach others your secret. All in one book. With a catchy title, perfect lighting and colours, the right atmosphere and a reasonable price that people will buy for a secret. You'll see your books becoming the "BEST SELLER" in a week. And that's how you'll be rich. And that's the real secret behind all those books.

Update

2008-07-21T09:09:00.000-07:00

Well, here's an update that everyone is waiting for from me.

Where I went?
Melaka. Work. Even though some days I'm free, but I still have to find something to work. I have to be a workaholic to gain favor from someone.

What's up with me?
Lots of things happened recently. Firstly, I met a girl, she's the one.
Secondly, things happened in work place, people soliciting my client. Not really performing in sales. Selling a RM10 sticker is a huge diff selling a RM500,000 property.

What's my plan?
Work. Work. Work. In the same time, get loan to continue my degree, then maybe change job.

What's my feeling now?
Depressed. Sad. Tired. Lost.

But I believe everything happen for a reason. Especially in work, I believe all these is God's plan to mold me to be a better person, to prepare me for bigger things to come. To shape me up for the real deal. Even at times, I can't take the pressure, and problems, obstacles, troubles keep coming at me, I'll stay strong for He had overcome the world (John 16:33). I'll stand still and know that He is God.

Contest #1

2008-06-15T08:19:00.000-07:00

Yea, that's right. This is a contest. If you been to kennysia blog recently, you will know about the Mr Potato contest. This is something similar. Just that there's no sponsors like Mr Potato or anything. All the prizes will solely sponsored by me. This is just a small contest, so don't expect like a trip to Bangkok or Phuket. But I promise you, it'll be something similar.

The contest is basically very simple. It's a cross dressing contest. If you are a guy, you just have to dress up like a girl and if you are a girl, you have to dress up like a man. It's that simple. Contest end on 25 June 2008.

Send in your pictures to anthony0707@gmail.com.

Some very important rules are:

1) You have to wear a wig

If you are a guy, no wig, you are disqualified. I don't care how attractive you are but without a wig, you are out. The following picture is a very good example of not having a wig, looking attractive but still disqualified.

2) The person inside the picture must be you and not anyone else

You are not allowed to use your friend or anyone as your model. If you want to participate, you have to be the model.

There must be at least 10 entries before I pick the best 3. At the end of this contest, I'll post up the best 3 and you all will be my judges. Vote for your favourite. The one with the most votes will win.

And the winner will enjoy a day trip to Malacca. Food and drinks all paid for. All the food and drinks you can think of, chicken rice ball, beef ball noodle, pork satay, fried oysters, baba laksa, baba nasi lemak, Portuguese ikan bakar, Portuguese mango juice, satay celup, cendol and many more. Eat all you can.

Plus your own very personal tour guides. Unlike Kennysia, instead of just me being the tour guide. You will have 3 more. Me, Daniel, Aaron and Jhim will be your tour guides for that day. Trust me, it will be a very exciting trip for you.

And you are not going alone. You get to bring along a friend with you. 2 of you will be given RM100 for this trip, you can either use it for your petrol or buy something back from Malacca. Up to you.

So get up! Get your camera. Starting snapping pictures of yourself! Malacca, heaven of food is waiting!

Announcement

2008-06-13T18:47:00.000-07:00

Come back to my blog tonight at 12am. There will be a contest. The annerny.blogspot.com first contest. Be excited.

Women Nowadays...

2008-06-11T09:10:00.000-07:00

It was five in the evening in the heart of Kuala Lumpur. My car was just 3 inches behind a classic white Datsun, hand written "JJ 6821" on a cardboard hanging behind it's rusty back and 4 inches in front of metallic maroon Honda Accord. It was a Honda Accord 2.0 VTi with 2.0 liter R-series SOHC i-VTEC engine to be exact! To be more specific, the driver was a lady. In her late twenties I guess. A high power kind of businesswoman with a pair of very attractive eyes I would say. And ya, how about the Datsun driver you might ask. Never mind him. He is not the one I was distracted to anyway.

It was those KL's traffic jam where your car moved from point A to point B (10meters) in just, oh well, not that long, just a good 15minutes. If your bladder is full and ready to explode anytime on its own just like mine, you can double the time duration. Traffic was moving very slowly and eventually it came to a complete stop (hallelujah!). And it was the time when you can do nothing, absolutely nothing but check your message inbox, sing along with Mr Michael Buble, "Come FLY With Me" and occasionally check out Miss Mysterious Eyes in her Accord. There she was, blowing her fingernails, making calls, giggle and admiring her own nails again and again.

She was the polite and rich girl I assumed. The soft spoken type. The cover-her-mouth-when-laughing type. But I wonder how in the world she get her Accord, brand new. From her rich daddy or her rich sugar daddy? Or maybe she bought it with her own hard earned money? Fine. Let say she bought it, and I'm driving a Kenari which I borrowed earlier today. I'm jealous.

In a couple of minutes, the lane next to me started moving. I tried everything I possibly could to get into that lane, but nobody was willing to let my small car squeeze in. I had my left signal on, I was smiling and waving, I was holding up money, I was blowing kisses, I was doing everything, yet nobody even let me in.

Finally, a gentleman was kind enough to let me pull into the lane in front of him. I thought, "All right! At last I can get going!" But just as my car head pointing to that lane, the flow of the traffic in that lane stopped again, and I had to slam on the brakes. Meanwhile, my previous lane, the white Datsun, started moving! And there we go, now we have another jackarse in Kenari blocking the traffic again. The soft spoken lady I was stalking earlier, honking and and grumbling away in her car. The best part, I was honoured to judge her newly painted finger nails. No, check that. her finger NAIL. Oh, you see, she only showed me a finger, the longest one among the five. The middle one. All I can say is, it was very well manicured.

I reached home 7pm. I went straight to my toilet before saying "Hi" to my mum.

I'm An Orge

2008-05-23T09:36:00.000-07:00

It leaked out accidentally. Out of my control. It came out with a sharp Piiuuutt (slightly louder than Woon Bing's). I felt the eyes of the Old Town Kopitiam customers shift to me. Lips stopping at midsentence. Heads turning. Crystal glass hit the ground with a loud cling. Pigeons flying off, unfortunately those that were underneath my chair, passed out.

I seriously don't know that it was from me until those hatred eyes were upon me. As if i did a terrible thing. I normally control my farts, but this time, ...rare. No warnings were given to me. So you can't blame me and maybe because of the 2 days constipation, the smell is stronger this time than those usual ones, unbearable.

But why those stares? I'm sure everyone farts. Either in public or during shower. Just because it's a fatman farting so I deserve to be criticised? It's really sad, last time when I was much slimmer, whenever I fart, people will run towards me just to get their part of blessing from me. Now that I'm 94kg and farts, I look like a bad ogre that scares people off. Reality hurts. Now I know how it feels to be fat. Laughed by friends, rejected by society and arse treated as punching bag for those poor children whose parents can't afford to buy them toys!

I need help. I want to be me again. Help.

I don't wanna be like him

2008-05-22T08:51:00.000-07:00

Just came back from Malacca few hours back. I wasn't really in a good mood today. Things happened. My family is having a problem now, stressed from work especially from my lady boss, problem in relationship. The worst part is when people talk bad about you, really bad things which pulls you down. For that moment, you believe what they said is true and you feel bad about yourself too. I was like that for the past 3days. I wanted to call someone but I told myself my friends are most probably too busy, so in the end I didn't talk to anyone. Until just now, called up one of FORMX and I really feel good after that. I mean when the world is all against me, I'm glad I have him by my side, who stood beside me all this while. Who is there when I need him. He cheered me up.

"People might say things or even look down on you

but don't forget you have us (Formx)

who is always by your side no matter what happens"

- Tan Teck Jhim

Gain Weight With Anthony

2008-05-10T02:52:00.000-07:00

After posting how I gained 19kg, I received many calls. They all asked the same question, they all have the same problem I had. They are going through what I've been through, skinny and small. And now, they have found their weight management instructor. You don't need herbalife to gain 2 miserable pounds in 4weeks anymore. I'll teach you how to save your hundreds and increase your weight in just 1 week.

Here's my usual meal schedule, follow them and I guarantee you'll be Mr Incredible in no time.

Breakfast:

1 pack of nasi lemak (tambah nasi and tambah kuah manyak manyak)
Char Kuey Teow

Brunch:

Fried Rice with sausages or nuggets

Lunch:

1 Large Spicy Mcdeluxe Set Meal (don't forget your apple pie for dessert)
1 KFC Dinner Plate

Tea Time 1:

A dozen J.CO donuts (Big Apple if no J.CO nearby)

Tea Time 2:

RM3 pisang goreng and RM2 curry puff

Dinner:

Bak Kut Teh with 8 bowls of rice.

Dinner 2:

Mcflurry

Supper:

1 Roti Bom and 1 Roti Kosong

Important note: Always remember to lie down after every meal.

Impossible Is Nothing

2008-05-09T05:09:00.000-07:00

THEN

7 months back, this was me..

NOW

Nothing is impossible..

Fei Chai

2008-05-08T00:53:00.000-07:00

Three months working in Malacca, I gained experience. Its not easy to sell a property but the challenge is there. Rather than just sit in the office from 9 till 5, this is much more exiting. I get to meet bosses, chat with them over a cup of coffee, get their contact and the next thing I know, I'm their new friend.

Three months working in Malacca, I also gained 19kg!! Now I'm officially fat. I was 73kg back in KL, 3 months later, I'm 92kg! I'm extremely fat now. I think its karma la, I used to laugh at big size guys and now I'm one of them. My chest used to stand tall, firm and proud of themselves. Now, they are somehow moody, sad look and sagged. My six packs...sigh, now people refer it as belly. Not to mention end my huge arms, everytime when I lift either one of them, I sweat. Yes, I have a hard time lifting them, even for just 90degrees, believe it or not.

When I bathe, I can't even see my legs anymore, sometimes if I skip my dinner, then only can I see my toes. And here comes wearing socks time, I got to bend over, pressed against my belly, stretched my fat arms, reaching for my feet and trust me for that few seconds, I felt like giving up right there itself. I took 33 seconds to wear on one feet.

And there's a reason why you don't see me in FGA anymore. I have to attend a new church where no one knows me. My self esteem is all the way down. Even if you were to see me, you won't recognize me. I'm not the same skinny active Anthony anymore. Now I'm fat, lazy, clumsy and I love to eat. I eat a lot. 9 meals a day to be exact.

And it's just painful how people look at me now, they point fingers at the fat me, they laugh, they avoid me. Even my mum said I put on weight. But you know mothers, never say bad things bout their children. She said "you're chubby and cute mar, now we don't have to buy soft teddy bear for your nephew anymore, you'll be his toy, he'll love you more".

Too Gay For Backstreet Boys?

2008-02-25T09:07:00.000-08:00

I find it gay going to BSB concert.

I'm not going.

I'm not going aka I'm not gay.

Aaron is going.

Update coming up! While waiting, spend 2minutes and pray for my grandpa can?

The Lord of the Ring 4 - One Fool To Rule Us All?

2008-02-16T08:49:00.001-08:00

Guess who's who.
Put a cross on ROCKET this election.

Boo BN Boo!

Samy Vellu bought a new wig

Prayer Request

2008-02-13T04:50:00.000-08:00

I never thought I would ask this. Every year I received SMS, phone calls, emails from friends asking me to pray for their loved ones for healing.

I think I need one favor from you now.

Just yesterday, my grandpa had been diagnosed with lung cancer, final stage. The tumor in his left lung is growing fast. Opa is having a hard time even just to lift up his left arm. Every time he raises his left arm, there's an extreme pain. He was supposed to have his grand birthday dinner this coming 23th. But I don't think the dinner will go on as planned.

So if you could just include my grandpa in your prayers (morning prayer, night prayer, meal prayer, or even when you're showering or driving) that will be great.

Its like those chain emails you received saying that for every person you to, you're actually donating $0.002 to the fund. I got a better idea than that, lets bombard heaven with our prayers, then there's no reason for God not to perform a miracle in my grandpa's life, right?

So please. Please pray for my opa. Please. Thank you.

Mahjong, his sport

In KLIA with his 3 naughtiest grandsons

Update Coming Up REALLY Soon

2008-02-03T08:03:00.000-08:00

I know. I know. I'm lazy to update.
Yes, like other bloggers (Aaron, Daniel), I create this blog for my own glory.

And I promise, I promise, I'll update soon.
Nothing really happening in my life now.
But man, I am happy...

Happy for what? Call me out to find out.
I'm walking on cloud nine.

A Date With Marion Caunter

2007-12-15T00:29:00.000-08:00

Amazing Race Premiere At Zouk

2007-12-08T05:18:00.001-08:00

4 contestants from Malaysia, Daniel's sisters and 2 young mums.

Vanessa and Pamela C, woohoo... they came out in FHM too. Check it out.

Daniel's mum... putting her worries behind and went all out.

She's still young.

Joshua and Pamela, he forced me to put this up.

And this one too. Luckiest man for the night.

Some other celebrities came too that night, one of them is this guy, forget his name though, Ismail something-something. (Smile just like Joshua)

Hitz.FM, J Low there too.

Not forgetting 1st session Akademi Fantasia winner, Vince Chong.

Ramdom pic : Hot chick with her uncle or brother.

Hot chick is definitely not happy with her blue shirt driver standing beside her.

I always thought Zouk is full with young girls, but I was wrong.

Drunkard no.1

Drunkard no.2

Drunkard no.3 and drunkard no.4 (the camera man, aaron)

Christmas @ Gardens

2007-12-08T05:11:00.000-08:00

More pictures coming up...

College Camp 2007

2007-11-26T23:14:00.000-08:00

Gonna be the last.
Gonna be BIG.

Prepare your hearts. This time besides having fun in the games, besides having a good fellowship time with your friends, besides all the Mee Cup you can eat in a night.. Expect something great from him. Not just something, but something GREAT. Then have faith that He will give you more than you ask for.

I You Sell Used Copy Belts??

2007-11-12T05:00:00.000-08:00

I had this conversation with a guy the other day on MSN. At first I thought he was Louis. But nope, he sounded like Louis though...

feng says:
hello

anthony says:
who are you?

feng says:
my name is feng

feng says:
from hongkong

anthony says:
do i noe u?

feng says:
and you ?

feng says:
i just now add you

anthony says:
i have ur contact in my list for the past 3 days

feng says:
and you ?

anthony says:
i thought i know you or something

anthony says:
u added me

feng says:
ah

feng says:
yes

anthony says:
anyway im anthony from Malaysia

anthony says:
yes?

anthony says:
so u added me?

feng says:
oh

feng says:
good

feng says:
friend ,you sell somthing?

anthony says:
like wut?

feng says:
i look you MSN is you ?
(he saw my manly photo, and yeap, it was me..)

anthony says:
??

feng says:
ah ,

anthony says:
u mean the picture?

anthony says:
yes its me

feng says:
yes

feng says:
you sell belt ?

anthony says:
nope

anthony says:
why?

feng says:
btw

feng says:
we can become the friend to sell something

anthony says:
yea sure sure

anthony says:
u want belt?

anthony says:
so u added me so that u can buy belt?

feng says:
you don;t understand me mean

anthony says:
yes i don understand seriously..

feng says:
i said you buy my belt after sell to you country

feng says:
you now understand

feng says:
?

anthony says:
i buy your used belt and i sell it out in malaysia?

feng says:
yes

feng says:
friend

anthony says:
?

anthony says:
oh okay..

anthony says:
show me ur belt.

anthony says:
i'll consider buying if your used belt is still new and look nice

feng says:
we together make money

feng says:
ok

anthony says:
we make money by selling your USED belt?

feng says:
i know

anthony says:
how much u selling?

anthony says:
those are original o fake?

feng says:
copy

feng says:
if you buy fore me i can give you good price

feng says:
i selling 1belt 20eur 10belt16eur

anthony says:
20 euro for a fake belt???

anthony says:
thats like 90 bucks in malaysai

feng says:
friend no fake

anthony says:
then?

feng says:
these is copy
(this is the part where i got confused, he manipulated me.. those belts are fake but he said they are not, they are just copy...??!!?..)

feng says:
if you buy 10belt i can give you 1belt 16eur

feng says:
10belt 160eur

anthony says:
friend

anthony says:
with that price of yours..

anthony says:
not one will buy them here

anthony says:
seriously

anthony says:
we can easily buy belts here, copy belts for 10 bucks

anthony says:
thats like 20 hong kong dollars

anthony says:
and we can buy original belts for RM100

feng says:
lol

anthony says:
not copy but original

feng says:
lolfriend

feng says:
i give you price include shipping exes

feng says:
you i send you must to shiping

Then I was to lazy to layan him la. Wanna sell fake belts to me all the way from Hong Kong even though those fake belts here in Malaysia and Hong Kong are all made in China. Selling to me in Euro somemore.
The worst part, he's selling me his USED belts. Teng.

2007-11-07T17:43:00.000-08:00

It's Deepavali.
I'll make sales today!

Feel Good To help Others

2007-11-06T03:08:00.000-08:00

Have you ever help someone before? Not someone you know or someone you like (in order to attract him/her). Have you ever help a stranger before? It feels good when you do.

Yesterday while I was on my way to work, I helped an Indian guy. He was the type of Indian guy you and I wouldn't want to help. Those gangster kind of look with a small black Adidos (fake adidas) bag hanging around his neck. So this guy came into the bus, and it cost RM2 per ride, he only got RM1.30. He was searching for money in his left, right and back pocket and all he got was just RM1.30. (he doesn't even have a wallet). So me being me. I mean, I was not myself yesterday... I topped up another RM1 for him. As I said earlier, he's the type of Indian I wouldn't wanna help. Not being racist here. But in the end, I helped the poor fella and guess what? I actually feel good bout it. It brighten up my yesterday.

Then just when I thought of taking a cab home, (cause I sprained my back yesterday while carrying furniture) I bummed into a China lady. Not prostitute. Just a normal lady. She was asking me something in Mandarin for 3mins. Not that I don't understand what she was saying, it's just that...oh, never mind. So finally after 3mins of bla-ing, I gave her RM20. She said thank you and she also said that when her boss come down from Beijing tomorrow (which is today!!), she'll ask her boss to buy me lunch. She was really polite, even as I'm walking away, she kept bowing and saying thank you. What is strange is that, I do feel good for helping her, but after awhile, the feeling was gone, new feeling came in, I felt CHEATED by the lady. Sigh. So much for being a good guy.

A Gift From Macau

2007-11-04T04:05:00.000-08:00

This was the conversation ma and my sis had.

"You going Macau??"

"Yup, and ya, I still owe you your 21st birthday present right?"

"Ah, forget it, it's ok.. Just buy me some shirts from Hong Kong will do."

"Oh okay, I buy you something nice."

I was REALLY happy when she said that, she hardly buy me stuff anymore. Used to. But no more. Something tells me this time she's going to buy me something nice and expensive. I was looking forward to it. She even told me to have faith in her that she'll get me something nice.

Remember I told you my dad got me a clock for my birthday? A month later he told me I needed it thats why he bought me one. According to him, I'm always late for family events (dinner, shopping, etc). So my dad bought me something I need not want. I don't blame him, I'm late for my family... sometimes.

And now guess what my sis bought back for me? She said it was something I need too. My birthday present...

Stars...

Apparently, this is a very famous brand in Macau and HK. Something Nike or Adidas in Malaysia. That's what she said.

SUPERSTAR!! More happening than CK in Hong Kong.

And it only costs this much..I think Superstar monopolized the whole market la, that's why they can afford to put it at this price.

"Just by wearing it Anthony, you'll feel like a star. Super some more. I'm a great sister la."

I love my sister ALOT.

Whose Line Is It Anyway

2007-10-30T12:26:00.000-07:00

If this is not hilarious enough, watch the next video... you'll be laughing on the floor.
Check out their expressions. They are good. They are good.

This one really makes me LAUGH! If only I'm as good as them lar.

Memories...

2007-10-11T08:29:00.000-07:00

Nothing better to update, so ya, let me show some old pictures*.

BACK : from the left we have,

Mark Leong - look like Vin Diesel (as in now), muscular body, solid abs, tight ass all but just need another 3inches for his height though.

Yu Keng - "I'm not gonna get married, coz I don't wanna share my money with my wife" (strange guy but he's my friend).

Anthony - Teachers' favourite! Very active. Muscular. One of a kind. Loveable. Funny. Clown to many people. Birthday on July 7.

Kim Yie - Likes older man. Much older.

Amanda - In the picture, she's looking at Tony.

Cheryl (I think) - ...

FRONT : from the left we have,

Zhen Lin - no comment, cool dude, luke's brother.

Keegan - One of the many good actors, seriously.

Mrs Tan - Good principal la. Good la.

Mrs Ong - Our english teacher. Sweet.

Elaine - This is the girl who kicked my butt till I got very depressed..ahem.

Traycee - She lost weight. thanks to HERBALIFE.

*I'll update more pics later k.

2007-10-10T00:20:00.000-07:00

Hey you,

yes, you there..

I'm bored.

Visit me at Gardens now.

Karangan done by a standard 4 kid

2007-10-06T09:25:00.001-07:00

I find this story very funny, HAHA. you should read it too.

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukupsejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhubeku.Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebabair kolah jadi air batu dan air paiptidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalambatang paip.

Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun apikerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas ituemak saya mengajak saya menemaninya kepasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.Selepas emak menikam perut sayaberkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kamiberjalan sejauh 120 kilometer keranapasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer darirumah.

Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampaipasar saya ternampak sebuah lorikontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya.Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung.Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari dibelakang emak saya kerana takut emaksaya melanggar lori itu pula.

Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Diapun memecut lebih laju iaitu samadengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pulaterpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali gandakelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Loriituterbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalanlalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri.Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feriitu yang seramai 100 orang semuanyamati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman danmemfire pemandu lori.Pemandu lori menekan butang khas didalam lori dia..lori itu bertukarmenjadi robot Transformer.

Mereka bergaduh di udara.

Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuahhelikopter di Genting Highlands danterus ke tempat kemalangan. Diamelanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukarmenjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feriitu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maafdari emak saya. Dia menghulurkantangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emaksaya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tanganpemandu lori itu dengan kipashelikopter.Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!"dan jatuh ke bumi.Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu keGenting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannyasambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itutidak dapat menjawab sebab emak sayacakap orang putih.
Lalu pemandu lori itu mati.

Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalanganngeri itu. Semua anggota polis dipejabat polis itu terperanjat lalumati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yangbertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati.

Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging.Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itus emuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati.Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

2007-10-06T09:24:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry

Updates?

2007-09-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

Sorry folks, been busy lately with.. I don't know what. Just a quick update on my life.
Erm, let's see..
-been sleeping late recently, like 4-5am.
-addicted to Sudoku. (really fun, you should try it too)
-my chest sagged a bit already. It's as though they are depressed or something. Need to work on that.
-my stomach becoming belly, will join Terry's and Isaac's clan soon. Can't let that happen. I'm 21!(but that's usually when I'm done with my dinner.)
-My room getting hotter day by day.
-I'm not that friendly lately.(so don't piss me off)
-want to know more? call me at 017 7373 770 (nice number eh?)

So ya, thats all, will update a good one soon.
You should see what Samuel Lim wore today at church.

Sleep Talking

2007-08-22T20:53:00.000-07:00

Remember how irritating it was to sleep in the same room with Hock Seng and Brian Gan or even David Ng up in Peacehaven? When they snore the whole night till morning? And worse! when they sleep talk!

Brian : "Uuuhhh, I'm going to crash yooouuu, sharon.."

David : "Anthony, let's join our money together k? and win this round.."

Hock Seng : "I AM YOUR LEADER, thou shall listen to me! LET MY WILL BE DONE!"

And the strange thing is that the next day they all give the same excuse..
"I didn't snore k, I breathe loudly when I sleep". Well here's a video of someone sleep talking. Watch it.

More Pics...

2007-08-19T22:32:00.000-07:00

My cousin, heong weng doing some shoalin stance.

My cousin, ting ting...poser.

John and Ting Ting, never play poker with them, they cheat! and you'll get drunk in the end.

Heong Weng checking out girls there.

Keng Soon from YC tried asking Ting Ting for her number. When I asked her why she didn't give him, she said he was smelly...

John and Ting Ting trying to catch fish.

hmmm...Cheers..

...

Ain't this beautiful...

Everyone was having a good time there la..

Crystal clear..

Beautiful..

This is the best la, so peaceful..

Pictures Taken In Pulau Redang

2007-08-18T21:39:00.000-07:00

2007-07-24T23:35:00.000-07:00

My sister was not feeling well yesterday.
Sore throat.
It was a quiet and peaceful day.

My Dad Is Funny Too

2007-07-22T20:36:00.000-07:00

It’s perfectly normal for a son to receive a brand new car from his father on his 21st birthday. I mean, look at Sam in Transformers, his dad bought him a Chevloret Camaro which can transform! My friends are driving their 21st birthday present around. So, car as birthday present? No big deal, they are somehow related.

And so my dad was thinking to buy me one too. He was thinking to buy me one, yes, he was thinking to. But not some car that suddenly transforms and starts running around KL on his own. He bought me something easier to handle.

nah, if my dad bought me this, then something is really wrong with him.

He bought me something smaller and suits me best.nah, I'll cry in front of him and beg him not to kick me out of the house if he bought me this.

Something less expensive and not "Made in Europe".VOILA!!! A brand new MyVi... ... ... which belongs to someone else.

He bought me something that is much smaller, something that his son can definitely handle. He bought me this. On my 21st birthday, he bought me this~He did. No joke. The best part, it comes along with a T-shirt.

And it's not made in Europe or US. Made in~

Made in China. Some more so specific, "Made in Xiao Ji Ling".

When I unwrapped this, I was like laughing and laughing. HAHAhahaha ... and oh oh, I got a hand made card from someone too. I was so touched when I got this on Sunday.

AAawww..(Even though the "Y" is out of place but still...awww)

Ain't it beautiful??

Thanks Caleb :)

Yeah, I got a card and a clock. What a combination. Chinese believe when you give someone a clock means you're cursing that someone to die. I'm sure my dad loves me more than anyone. He won't curse me lar. But when I received the card from Caleb, and read the content inside...~

"May God be with you"?! Caleb??

???!!??
???!!!??!!???!!?!!

Flash Point

2007-07-21T08:26:00.000-07:00

Sorry folks, been busy lately. No time to update. Soon.. I'll come up with a good one. So people, keep waiting!

Just some update on my life~
-I'm 21.
-Passed my training. (what training? ask me.)
-Met up with Red Ear Bunny.
-Taking public transport everyday.

Before I go, would like you to check this trailer out. Donnie Yen's latest movie, coming out on August. Together with some kung fu artists like Colin Chow and all. For ladies, Louis Koo is in this movie too. So who wanna watch this movie with me?? *Popcorn and drinks on me.

*Terms and Conditions applied.

Thank You

2007-07-10T21:24:00.000-07:00

Hey, just want to say a BIG thank you to all of you who wished me on my birthday and came for the dinner yesterday.

Thank you..
~my family
~formX (Eric, Aaron, Jhim, Luke, Daniel, David) love you all.
~Eva (for the card and all)
~Lydia (hardly talk to you yesterday, you were busy with your food the whole night)
~Sexy (thanks for being such a great friend too)
~Tien Ming (thanks for coming right after your work)
~Kim Siah (thanks for offering a ride home)
~Kit Ying (you're such a good cousin)
~How Theng (you're as lucky as Luke)
~Chun Lum (you rock)
~Pastor Judah and Xiao Wen (thanks for coming, see you on Thursday)
~Sue Ann (I'm still thinking about those taufu BALLS)
~Cherrie (thanks for helping me all the time, appreciate it)
~Chu Yueh (wished me 3days later after 777)
~Stephanie (still feel cold??)
~Louis (thanks bro)
~Kristy
~Nicci
~Kelsey
~Jasmine
~Dawn
~Anna
~Angel
~Erng Mei
~Noelle
~Yee Hui
~Jon Lai
~Isaac Yap
~Isaac Ravi
~Michelle (A.B.A)
~Darren (Global Impact)
~David Tan (Global Impact)
~Maureen (GLobal Impact)
~Joshua Chang
~Raymond
~Winnie
~Siow Ying
~Wei Sun
~Hwa An
~Kevin
~Ah Young
~Pui Yi
~Foo Chee
~Stephanie Tan
~Wei Yen
~Alson

Even though I didn't have my party as what I've always dream of - 77 tables, 7777 floating ballons, 7-up for soft drinks, 7 virgins. But celebrating with you guys, It's much better than having that dream. Thank you.

Transformers

2007-07-02T20:18:00.000-07:00

Go watch Transformers!

It's a must watch movie of the year.

Check out their movements.

Especially when they are chasing each other on the highway and then transform.

But please don’t watch with friends who have already watched it once. Or else, you’ll end up like me, sitting beside Sek Teng, telling you the ending even before Bumble Bee transformed.

Ever wonder what will happen if Optimus Prime lose to Megatron?

Who will take over the his place and become the leader of Autobots?

jeng jeng jeng~

Is it going to be Bob?

Yea, I sure feel safe with them around...

Or is it Jon Lai?

But first, Jon have to join force with the Decepticons to eliminate this two Ultraman's monster :P

Can't wait for Transformer 2 : The Return Of Decepticons.

My Swollen Nipple

2007-06-29T08:03:00.000-07:00

"He's hungry la."

"Then get him some milk lar."

"Can't you see I'm busy here, later when I'm done with my work la. You carry him around first."

"Ok ok... AHH!! pain! pain! let go! let go!"

Samuel crying.

"What happened??"

"He bit me."

"Where?"

"My right nipple..."

"AHAHAHA! see you, ask you to wear a shirt, you don't listen. Always wanna act macho."

Eric Wee Heng Leong

2007-06-26T02:12:00.001-07:00

Watch this only if you miss this jerk.
He's not coming back July.
I don't like him.
I miss him.

Strange Sound From The "Car"

2007-06-25T19:48:00.000-07:00

~Piieeuuu~

" ... "

"It's not me lar..it's the car making that strange noise"

"oh..ok ok..by the way, I want --"

~Piieeuuu~

" ...?? "

"Ahahaha..it's really not me lar..ahahaha"

"ok ok.. Anyway I was saying I --"

~Piieeuuu~

"..???...????"

"Ahaha, wei, It's really not me.. I'm not woonbing.."

ps: I love rice

Fire Up Conference

2007-06-23T23:30:00.000-07:00

Calling all christian out there! There's a power packed conference on the 6th and 7th(my birthday tho) of July. By Michael Rowan, a passionate speaker all the way from Dallas, Texas.

So make sure you bring your friends, family, aunts and uncles, cousins, nephews, nieces,teachers, lecturers, sworn enemies, girlfriends and boyfriends. Be there! Expect something from Him that night, reach out to Him (...those who seek Me find Me - Proverbs 8:17)

Date : Friday, 6th July 2007 (8pm) & Saturday 7th July 2007 (7pm)

Venue : Maranatha Hall, Glad Tidings, PJ

Ticket price : Absolutely FREE!!

Further enquiry, please contact PS.Rosaleen (016-207 1559) or PS.Lisa Chan (019-2707 977)

I'm going on the 6th.

YC Presentation

2007-06-23T23:18:00.000-07:00

Its about brotherly and sisterly love. A story on how a brother who save his sister from two very very mean gangsters, i repeat, very mean gangsters even though his sister treats him badly.
Starring: Matthew Tan, Kristy, Stefen Cheng, Samuel Yee, Wei-Ming, Daniel C and Anthony W.

Leave your comment. Thanks a lot.

C.H.E.S.T vs B.R.E.A.S.T

2007-06-18T22:32:00.000-07:00

Lydia : *staring*

Carmen : If it gets any bigger, you'll need a bra.

Tien Ming : Anthony, I'm so jealous of you.

Lydia : *drooling*

Daniel : You're truly a Spartan.

Louis : How come so big wan??eh? eh?? eh???

Lydia : *hands reaching out..*

Sue Ann : It's moving..

FYI, if you don't already know, I have chest. Not breast. Chest not breast. And SOME of you (Lydia), please stop looking at them while you're talking to me. My eyes are not there. Yes, I feel uncomfortable sometimes.

Mine is just the same as..

Simon Cowell's from American Idol

King Leonidas' in 300

Donnie Yen's

Totally different from:

Wonder Woman

Kenny Sia

Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved (Acoustic)

2007-06-13T19:27:00.000-07:00

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 Lyrics

Buttocks!

2007-06-13T09:08:00.000-07:00

Today was a memorable day for me.

I went to California Fitness in MV.

Work out. Sweat.

The best of all, got to shared the steam room with 7 men.

5 of them were naked. Naked. Yes. I saw everything, everything but their little Johnnies and his two other comrades.

The EEWWW-est thing is that I saw they butt. Lumpy butt, hairy-at-some-part butt, black, white, saggy.. you name it. If only I have my camera with me that time, i would love to share with you what I saw. It's EEWWW...

picture of me and this strange looking worm. Kids love it though.

Awww...

2007-06-11T04:00:00.000-07:00

Silver Plate Champion a.k.a Best Of Loser?

2007-06-09T23:48:00.000-07:00

I went to my college table tennis competition yesterday, I went there with full of confidence. I expected to get first place, expected to walk out of Binary with the gold medal around my neck. But sadly, haih… my butt got kicked in the first game. My first match was against a Nigerian, Martin, the president of ping pong club, champion for the past 2 years. So, yeah…I got kicked pretty badly. The score was 16-14 (he won the 1st game), 11-8 (I won) and 18-16 (he won the match). It wasn’t that bad after all la but still… it was embarrassing to me la.

I think I can win that Nigerian any time la, just that I wasn’t ready yet la that time ,
the room was too cold,
the crowd were distracting me,
my shirt was uncomfortable,
I didn't get enough sleep the night before la,
so, ya lor, i think i lose to him because of all this factors..

Anyway, even though I lost the 1st match, I still can compete for the silver plate with other players who lost in their 1st match too. This is a different league already, this league is for the losers la..(yeah i was one of them) And I tell you, after that lost, i sapu'd other players like like killing ants only.

The first guy I played with was also a Nigerian la, the result was 11-5, 11-6...piece of cake. He has some skills though but just not enough to bring me down.

Then here comes quarter finals, this guy, all the way from Sarawak, Izwan. He wore his own jersey know, with his name behind some more, spiky hair all, looks like a pro to me la. This dude is a nice guy. I think he gave me chance la, so the result turned out to be 11-2 and 11-0. He's a good man. He taught me something that day, ... never judge a book by it's cover.

Then semi finals, another blackie, from Ghana. This nigga shouted every time he get 1point from me. In the end, i was the one shouting in victory. WAHAHA! 11-6 and 11-9.

But still? the best of losers? what kind of title is this?
"And the Best of Looo---I mean the Silver Plate Champion is... Anthony Wong from marketing course"

Sigh, at least i went home with something... Anyway for those of you who are going for a table tennis competition, here are some tips for you...

Firstly, you need to have a good bat. Not those cacat'd bat you can simply buy from Jusco. A bat that suits you. The best is you go to some sports shop and customize your own bat.

Well,when you have a good bat, definitely you need a skillful and strong arm too, so that your smashes are fast enough and hard for the opponent to accept.

You need a good pair of shoe. Not slippers, never wear slippers for ping pong. Shoe makes your movement faster and smoother. If you don't have one, no worries..If there's a will, there's a way.. borrow from your friend only.. like i did.. (thanks Daniel, remind me return them)

And always have your handphone with you. It's good to receive encouragement from your loved ones. Either through sms or phone calls.

Last but not least, never wear a tight underwear for any sports (they need to breathe like you too, especially when you sweat) or underwear that are too loose (you need to run around during the game..not them, if not, they can be distracting sometimes).

With all this, i can guarantee you that you can win...at least.. at least the silver plate championship... but seriously I think i can get the gold medal if I was ready, if the room wasn't so freaking cold, if the crowd wasn't distracting me, if my shirt was a little bit bigger, and if i had enough sleep.

2007-06-07T23:43:00.000-07:00

GOOD news: My exams are finally over! I'm a free man!

BAD news: I missed my Business Law paper. I thought it was at 2pm today.

GOOD news: It's Friday... yay!

BAD news: I failed my Biz Law paper..

GOOD news: IT'S FRIDAY!!!

BAD news: My Biz Law paper...FAILED!! and my belly is getting bigger and rounder..

GOOD NEWS: Heng Leong and Chun Sheng are coming back!

2007-06-07T05:39:00.000-07:00

Melaka!

2007-06-04T04:18:00.000-07:00

Hey people!

Trip to Melaka was fun! Although we took 3hours to get there (traffic jammed), but it was worth it la. We reached there around 1pm, we checked in Hotel Equatorial (5 stars hotel wei, don't look like one to me though..)

yeah, 19th floor wei, good view huh?

Our room number, go buy ToTo now! go go go!

Yup, tiny room for 5 adults..and i have to sleep on the floor,$%#

Melaka people don't fancy restroom like we do..they prefer bigger toilets

This is the best baba cendol store in melaka!

look at the amount of customers coming in and out

Its packed i tell you. i love the environment there though, peaceful..

know what i mean now? I had 3 bowls of this k! super nice!

Dad and mum loves it too!

After cendol, we went to this fortress built by the Dutch la.. not A' Famousa, another one..located in Bukit St. John if I'm not mistaken. And when I think back how Iskandar Shah and his pahlawans tried to take over the fortress from the Dutch is so funny la. People using cannons and they only have "poisonous" keris and spears. Sigh, but thanks to the Dutch, one cannonball sent Iskandar Shah into our Sejarah textbook and his name lives forever..Malaysia boleh!

Feel the power between my legs.. Fire!!

We then stopped by at some beach.. it was so so beautiful. Even though its not as chunted as Pulau Pangkor or whatever, but it was enough for me, soft sand, wide open sea, waves, breeze..enough, just enough..

soft sand, love it

Just beautiful.

Then in the night, we went Jonker Street.. something like pasar malam here, but much longer and hotter.

Best "Ho Jien"

they still have fortune telling services, this uncle on the left don't allow me to take pic, so I had to ask my dad to stand in front of me while i curi curi took a shot..

Live martial arts performance by this uncle

what do you see in this pic? I see a girl singing in front of more than 10 old perverts!

*bling bling* in Jonker street

It was pretty tired that day la but I love family retreat. I had fun with my dad, mum and 2 sisters.. It was good. The next trip, I'm plainning to go Pulau Perhentian.. woohoo!

No Update For Another Week

2007-05-29T20:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry people.. Been really busy lately, so no time to update.
I'm having exams this week..everyday!

Going down to Melaka with family for a day this Saturday. (really need one, too stressed already). If you are going there as well, gimme a call k, we meet at the antique cendol shop..
Next week people, next week onwards I'm FREEEE!!
So ya, wait for my next post k! its gonna blow you far FAR FAR away...

till then,
see ya...

ps:can't wait to see you!

2007-05-22T02:38:00.000-07:00

I’m tired.

And I don’t mean tired as in just physically, mentally too. I’ve been locking myself in a discussion room in my college library since yesterday. Just to finish off my assignments. Oh well, last minute work. Yesterday I spent 11 hours in that small room! Seriously!
And today,6 hours in the same room, another 3 hours in the gym room, playing ping pong with some Nigerians la… they are fast. I repeat, they are fast. That’s it, talking about skills and all, this blog owner tapau them anytime, anywhere, anyhow. (I guess the upcoming table tennis competition in Binary this June, it’s gonna be easy for me la. I’m not proud, just confident).

Anyway,
I’m tired.

I can’t wait till my exams are over.
I can’t wait till Eric comes back.
I can’t wait to go Pulau Kapas.
I can’t wait to go Be That Guy Conference?? (no, I don’t wanna go! Judah forced me to)

but for now, i think having these should energize me up...

A strawberry sundae, with lots of strawberries...

A game of basketball with GOOD players...

1 LARGE McD fries with pepper and tar tar sauce...

And this! A day trip to Port Dickson with lots of ang-moh on the beach...
(for those who are planning to cut down the costs, just a walk through a Blush shop will do then)

Words That Piss Off Your Sister

2007-05-18T23:17:00.000-07:00

Have you ever feel bored(so so bored) but you are just too lazy to even do something to kill the boredom? Have you? Or is it just another weird side of me??

Anyway, yes, i experienced it many times. And so 'ngam' the last time i had this feeling when i was supposed to do chores at home- mop the floor ("make sure the floor is clean and licin-licin when i get home ah, anthony!"), fold clothes(sometimes), wash&cook rice("make sure it's not too lembik i tell you or else i hit the lembik part of you!").

And as i said, i was too lazy to even fart that day, so my sis do all the chores for me[most of the time, I'm the one doing all, anthony aka annerny aka cinderella(the part when cinderella was still a slave, before going for the ballroom dancing)].

So my sis got kinda angry with me just sitting by the window from sunrise to sunset, watching birds pooping at my balcony with their left wing covering their face and their right covering their bottom- i guess they were shy la, counting planes flying over Puchong with the passengers inside waving the "Visit Malaysia 2007" flag at me while she was sweating from those tiring jobs. So she asked me,

"$#&#$, why aren't you fulfilling your purpose in your life today?" (why aren't you doing your chores?!!!)

I turned away from watching the sunset, peeping at the birds, counting planes.. to her.

And told her this,

"I'm not gifted as you, I'm not talented in chores".

And she...

She's ain't old, she's my mum

2007-05-16T10:03:00.000-07:00

Just only 8 posts and I'm getting lazy to update my blog. Haha, well, updating blog is not that easy though. If your post is not interesting, people won't visit your blog the next day. Worse, some may even curse you and that some who curse you might be your friends. They won't tell you directly how lousy your post is. They normally write it on your chatterbox as anonymous...

Haha, nope, i never do that to other bloggers. All I did was just pretending to be a hot chick and kacau them on their chatterbox. And I'm getting the karma now. *a big sigh*

Anyway, yes.. talking about mothers' day, hmm, it was crazy out there... I'm talking about the traffic jams and restaurants. Those who celebrated on the day itself would know what I'm talking about. So yes, my family celebrated in puchong. We had yong tau fu for dinner coz, one, my dad is sick, so can't eat other food. Two, it's CRAZY out there! Everywhere was full. I don't understand kids nowadays. They only celebrate Mothers' Day on Mothers' day. I mean, they only appreciate their mum on that day? I thought it was supposed to be everyday, like what I'm doing (fuiyoh).

Yeah, anyway, my mum is great! Its a blessing to have her as my mum. She's always there for me. Always caring.
Ok, lets make things simple, you know your mum? My mum is 77 times better than yours.. haha, simple.

Ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you, the best mum in the world!

haha, she likes to climb. When she was younger, she used to climb trees and all. Cool huh??

Help!

2007-05-11T03:10:00.000-07:00

I need your help people. My sister's Perdana was stolen today.

Which sister?
~Amanda, the sis who wore goggles while cutting onions. (don't laugh)

Where?
~Kuchai Lama.

When?
~This afternoon.

What car again?
~Proton Perdana. Silver. Old model of Perdana.

What's the car plate number?
~WJQ 8015.

How did it happen?
~Call her and ask yourself.

What else lost?
~Laptop
~Opa's hse keys
~Smart tag card
~Documents
~Our hse keys (dang, means i have to wear shirt and sleep from tonight onwards, in case the guy is one of the many elton johnies)

How is she now?
~sad, tired, pissed off, etc...

So if you see anyone driving a silver perdana WJG 8015, gimme a call 017 7373 770. I'll slap that piece of..., I'll punch the son of...whatever his father name is, I'll kill the bus-tart!

My nephew..

2007-05-09T00:25:00.000-07:00

Check it out, Samuel is talking! something to make your day...

i guess he's saying,
"My YOUNG uncle rocks! visit his blog more often!,
my YOUNG uncle rocks! go buy him chocolates!,
my YOUNG uncle rocks! he's single and available!,
my YOUNG uncle rocks! I want to be just like him!"

Weirdo..

2007-05-07T08:36:00.000-07:00

I always thought that i was the weird one in my family, i used to :-

wear different kinda wigs and look at my mirror and laugh (still do now).
wear my glasses when I'm sleeping, to have a clearer view in my dreams (that was standard 6).
bathe outside my house, where everyone can see me and i still don't care (6 years old).
wear my sisters' skirt and run around in the house, I was alone (9 years old).
tear one ringgit notes when I'm angry (6 years old, soooo stewpid!).
collect my farts in a container (10 years old).
talk to myself when nobody is at home (7,8,9,10,11,12,13 years old).
eat rice with tomato ketchup (7 years old).
imagine I'm one of the Power Rangers, fighting against an angry T-Rex (my mum) and her irritating creeps (my 3 sisters)...

Yeah, and a lot more other weird weird stuff that you don't wanna know... until i saw my sis doing this the other night... I know I'm not alone...

International Students' Day

2007-05-03T23:15:00.000-07:00

Last week my college had this International Students Day thingy. So all international student were supposed to promote something from their homeland. Most of them brought food! And I tasted every country’s food… erm, kinda like Peacehaven’s food though, COLD and HARD!

Bangladesh, famous for their sweet food..

Ghana, famous for their chocolate?
Nigeria, strange food...

Can you find any chinese here?..

Russia, famous for their bread wor..

Vietnam. The girl on the left is the one who told me her grandfather killed an american soldier with his bare hands during Vietnam War last time..

Kenya. Now this is the funny one. This striped shirt guy, told me that in his country, when a man reaches 19 years old, in order to prove that he got the weights in his pants, he must kill a lion... (i was laughing the whole afternoon, i mean look at him, so thin..skinny dude vs. the king of the jungle? wahahaha! what a joke?) i think my grandma can beat him in arm wrestling laa..

Malaysia, apa apa pun ada!

Indonesia... always late, never early..

nope, no chinese here..

cold solid food..

Uncle Wong's cold delicacies..

Dreamgirls? (Jennifer Hudson on the right)

He killed his mother...

You STILL won't find any chinese here...If u do,then this is not Binary College..

FGA Sports Carnival

2007-05-01T06:26:00.000-07:00

Just came back from sports carnival. Had FUN today.

Let me see, i woke up late today, I missed the bus to Shah Alam, I got lost in Shah Alam, got con'd by Aaron again..*sigh*

Am weally tired now, i think i used up my energy in the Tug of War game. It wasn't as easy as i thought it'll be. But, yeah.. i do enjoyed myself today. It was much better than Calvary carnival though. It was huge! Anyway, for those of you who couldn't make it today, do come next year!

Caleb trying to get as many coupon as possible..can see from his face that he's enjoying himself too. Well,which kid wouldn't?

Even this kid was having fun.

see? even the betrayer was enjoying himself..

yeah, you need a bigger body to get more coupon.. sek teng was the overall winner

our pastor himself played..

Oooh,fish balls rocks!

fuiyoh..300! (his left butt cheek is slightly smaller than his right) wahahaha!

Sek Teng and his..ahem..Sek Teng and OUR medals.

Thats all folks! no time to take more pictures la..

2007-04-29T02:12:00.000-07:00

Two hours spent in the park, and i got 39 mosquito bites on my right leg and 22 bites on my left, as a souvenir from Bukit Jalil Park. %#$^*%$

For your information, I do have hairy legs, it's just that i shaved them for you to have a clearer look..

Sis 30th birthday

2007-04-26T07:14:00.000-07:00

Just came back from celebrating my sis (the one that formx say look EXACTLY like me) birthday. The food there is great! Took some few pictures for you to check it out (and you'll find that i don't look like my sis)

my grandpa and my 2nd sis

Birthday girl and her son

yeah, everyone was busy with their steak la.

my sis said her thigh's a size of tree trunk, I told her not.. but haih, she still go for Marie France slimming centre..

the Lee family.. (I think my brother in law is the one need to sign up for Marie France la)

I have a crush on 'her'?

2007-04-25T03:08:00.000-07:00

okie, I didn't plan to post this as my first post, but this Tien Ming piss me off...

ming: ey foolz, go and see brian cheong's msn pic

me: why??

ming: he took pic with a drop dead gorgeous girl...

me: sure anot??

ming: serious! why would i lie to my member? go check it out and tell me what u think of her..

me: okok

being a normal guy, i added brian just to see that beautiful girl ming told me to.. who wouldn't..

and this is what i saw...

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...wahahahahahaha!! sorry ming, i can't judge this. He/she is my fren.
but one thing for sure, he's sure a hot babe! Her name is Brian.

And Brian, you are all girls' inspiration! rock on.. (i hate you, ming)